Rover!!!!!!!!!?

a man goes on a first date with a woman he really fancies, on the way home the woman invites him in for a coffee, the man was reluctant as he suffers from wind after drinking coffee, but thought it was too good to miss, so he takes up the offer and joins her for a cup of coffee.


He sits down on the sofa while she makes a coffee and the family dog curls up at his feet.


whilst sat on the sofa he took a sip and could feel a fart coming on... he couldnt help breaking wind....


'ROVER!' shouts the woman at her dog, so the man thinks 'great she thinks its the dog, im alright here!'


the man takes another sip and surely he farts again..


'ROVER!' the woman shouts again at her dog....


the man takes another sip and this time he lets out a REALLY loud fart....


'FOR CHRIST' SAKE ROVER!' the woman shouts, 'MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HE SH*TS ON YOU!!'|||thats phunny as balls!|||heard it before only with a girlfriend at the table with her boyfriends family..|||red rover red rover|||I heard it before but its still funny and put together well.Nice touch|||omg..|||That is a good one! I like it!|||HAHAHAHa was NOT expecting thatt =]|||pmsl great joke|||ha ha ha|||hahahaha sooooo funny!|||very funny|||Funny! 10!